Disaster(ous) management

bullet or ballot

Sheer jobbery

frightfully royal

Well, you can't choose your family !

sucking the hind teat

Can you believe it, the MEC for Rural Development and Agrarian Reform, the somewhat porcine Mrs Zoleka Capa, is in charge of the EC Rural Development Agency, a fund to assist emerging black rural farmers.  Well, Mrs Capa's husband owes the Agency over R 267 000, along with various politicians and public servants and the lawyer appointed as debt collector for the agency, who together owe the agency 60% of the  total of R 125 million outstanding. With such a huge dept. the agency can't service the truly deserving farmers. Disgusting Pigs !

Gonna wash that man right outta my face

Well, old JZ had done a real cleanup job of getting rid of that spotty, loudmouthed bunch of useless youths known as the ANCYL.  To date seven out of nine provincial executives have been dissolved and the Eastern Cape is next in line.  Hopefully they wont reappear like some of our disgraced ministers who tend to pop up in some other political position like an horrible, irritating, infected "zit" that wont go away.

Latest bunch

It's been a bit of a mixed week at the drawing board with all sorts of crazy things happening in the news.  Of course the big story was Madiba's birthday and the news that he has recovered somewhat. Well, we vwish him well and wish his stupid family would stop fighting.

tax dodge

Well, if you can't trust the tax boss who can you trust. I can tell you, SARS certainly keeps tabs on me !

Off with his head!

toeing the party line

Another planet

Talk about a leadership crisis.  Poor Nelson Mandela, we can only hope he is no longer aware of the shenanigans of his dubious grandson, the loony so-called king of the Abathembus and the "number one" of the corrupt ANC.  Heaven help the poor people of the Eastern Cape - it truly is another planet here.

No obstacle race

Well, it looks like Old Mad Bob Mugabe is intent on sidelining SADC so that he has a quick getaway when he steals the election at the end of the month. He is conveniently forgetting that the SADC countries are funding those same elections.

Two way mirror

I don't often get to draw International stories but this is a huge story and, with Obama just visiting us in South Africa, the public is obviously interested. Well, we're so used to our Number One being embroiled in scandals, this one wouldn't be a problem. Maybe he gave the US president some pointers on denial  and ducking and diving while he was here.

Caution - diversion!

So the ANC has seen fit to classify the Nkandlagate report and the various ministers are now passing the red hot potato so they don't end up taking any flak, while Number one just grins and chuckles. Let's hope the DA will drive right through all the obstructions and the truth will out.