Block defence

South Africa's cup hopes

Off to Egypt

SAFA's turnaround strategy

Change the strip; change the name; change the coach.  Hey SAFA, change the players or better still, change the @%$#^&&! fatcat management.

The road to Brazil

Just keep on passing like that!

Phew just made it

Well, the boys have made it into the second round of the Afcon cup. As the host nation, it would've been a tad embarrassing to crash out but we've made it into the quarter finals. A happy nation is behind you. By the way, siyabonga is isiXhosa for "we are thankful", which happens to be the name of the player, Siyabonga Sangweni, who scored the goal that allowed us to stay at the top of our group in the competition.

damp squib

Well, the Afcon cup opening was held and our infamous national team graced the occasion with yet another goalless night. Despite coach Gordon Igesund's claims, the team has yet to explode into action and bang in goals. The traditional firework display of the tournament opening certainly wasn't seen on the pitch. Maybe the coach should be given a rocket!